November 20, 2006

• Story 1 (It’s about the cat, just a heads up):
  Well, let’s see. My cat is particularly attracted to water. She likes
  to sit in the sink and doesnt even move her dainty little body if the
  water starts trickling down. She really likes to go in the tub. This
  time, though, she really ran the gamut. She jumped in the tub when it
  was full of water. And I was in it. She was soaked from head to toe,
  scared out of her mind, and I tried my best to hold onto her so I
  didn’t have to suffer from millions of waterlogged pawprints all around
  the apartment. She is fine now, and smells a bit like shaving gel, but
  her fur is a bit shinier and smoother. Sigh, such is life.

  Story 2:
  My mom has asked me to compile my Christmas list. What she doesn’t
  realize is that most of the things I want are on the expensive side.
  Examples, you say?
  “Canine and Feline Theriogenology” by Shirley D. Johnston, Margaret V. Root Kustritz, and Patricia N. Olson [Only a mere $80!]
  “Veterinary Pediatrics: Dogs and Cats from Birth to Six Months” by
  Johnny D. Hoskins [Only $70!]. I don’t know about you, but ‘Johnny’
  doesn’t sound very professional.

  Oh yes, I also want an elliptical machine [runs like $500], a simple gold chain, pearl earrings, and some DVDs.
  I’m such a brat.

  Story 3:
  My chemistry test was such a killer. There really is no story, but it
  deserves a category of its own in case it feels like contaminating
  anything else.

  Story 4:
  I called the vet’s office today to schedule the Devil Kitty’s booster
  shot appointment, and the receptionist knew who I was by my voice.
  “Hi, yes, I would like to schedule an appointment for my kitten’s next set of shots for sometime this week.”
  “Oh, is this Kate? Is this for your little one?”
  “Yes…”

  Overheard statement:
  “Yeah, man, sorry I can’t do anything tonight. It’s my anniversary with my girlfriend… yeah, I know, I got my balls tied.”

  
  
  WHAT. A. DAY.

  • 11:56 pm
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